You can't go wrong with Black and White, but it might be difficult to pull it off in the summer, so white shorts are the perfect answer. The only thing I hate about white shorts is I feel my butt doubles in size—which I guess can be a good thing depending on where I'm going? Oh well, bring on the cat-callers. Funny story: I was leaving a friend's birthday party late at night in Downtown Crossing and some drunk guy thought I was a hooker, and I yelled at him, "I'M WEARING ALL J.CREW!" like somehow he would know brands in his drunken state of mind, and that he made a huge mistake. 

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