Sign, sealed, delivered, I'm yours! Have you got the references yet?

I'm feeling very Cher Horowitz right now, and I'm loving it. Just like Cher, a not so secret about me, I cannot park. I suck at parking, so if a place has valet, I'm all about it. I can parallel park better than pulling into a space, must be from driving around Boston, but even that's a sad sight to see. 

Speaking of high school idols, I'm pretty sure I wore my hair like this every day in during school, and yes, I still rock it from time to time. 

Just realized I haven't done a blooper shot, so "ta-da." Is there any other way to walk down stairs? I guess once a drama club geek always a drama club geek.... look at those jazz hands.